*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
swiggity swox
(via ascendmotherfucker)
| Parents: | Don't forget to make us proud |
| Friends: | Don't forget to socialize |
| Teachers: | Don't forget to get A's |
| Strangers: | Don't forget to blend in |
| Opposite sex: | Don't forget to look good |
| Society: | Don't forget to be perfect |
| Tumblr: | Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today |
| Tumblr: | But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips. |
jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle
and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*
and then i’m all
SURPRISE KARKAT
nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
(via sassykanny)
i’m watching high school musical 2 and
that is bro strider watering the grass and you will never convince me otherwise
(via monononobe)
JADE SHREDDING A
TIDAL WAVE OF
4TH WALL ON A
SURFBOARD
MADE OUT OF
PROSPIT
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